Ok, this isn't Engrish, but I thought it was internet worthy. I found this in the walkway by the new Co-op parking garage that's being built in Austin. I know I'm playing the game so I lose, but at least I'm telling you about it!
I might be mistaken (no, really, I might), but I think they forgot an 'r'
...I think I need some new clothes. This is what this store makes people think. Must they use the Lord's name in their store name?
Contrary to what the sign says, Stuart is not nudy. THIS is a clothes shop? How very odd...
My baby shot me down? One of the many pachinko parlors in Omura. Got a kick out of the name. BANG BANG!
I often dream of nagoshi myself...
Mmmm roasted peas. I love the caption on this thing. Do YOU have joyful talking with fresh beans like I do??
I think they were a little confused on this one...or maybe it's not really a bargain afterall?
If you are wearing a helmet, you are banned from this store!
Ah yes, I have always wanted BOURBON breath wash gum. The flavor doesn't last long, though. (Don't worry, Bourbon is the brand name).
I don't even know what to say, except that this is pretty good PEACH flavored gum. Mmm, reminds me of Pinky (a brand of mint in Japan, except I haven't seen pinky since I've been here!!)
Hahaha, this is a shirt I bought (for super cheap, too! woohoo!) I love it...i love cool! Cool = ice cream? I should use this saying. Mmmm cool! :D
Ah, the simple life...I mean PRICE? lol. Although, DANG! That whole thing of tea was only 103 yen? My tiny water bottle cost 120 yen! Maybe it really is "the simple price"...but I thought the phrase was funny. (Btw, people carry these things around and drink out of them like they were bottles. Yes, it's hot here.)
Kyle showing off his awesome Engrish shirt. haha. Abbreviate Gradual??? grdl? Uhh...
David bought this hat... WE RELISH YOUR BUNS! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Does anymore really need to be said?
Are you an aggressive woman? Well I've found the perfect jeans for you!!!!
You can get frozen fried foods from vending machines. Goodness... I don't even know what to say to this...
Some kind of automotive shop on the way to Sasebo. How can you go wrong with the name COW COW? Mooooooooo!
I love this thing...it's just all over the place. Please take time to laugh at its cuteness :)
They forgot the "H" -- thus making it funny. Also, there are clearly some upside down yellow arches on the top. Haha, McDonald's anyone?
LOL! It's a pair of socks...with a huge grinning GREEN yardstick. They don't even use yards in Japan. Hilarious!
Done in only 3 minutes! But you might not want to eat these as they belong on your feet :)
Sweet time can be spent as well as time to have eaten strawberry. Mmmm strawberry eating time. SWEET!
Have you been energetically gathering things today? Maybe this handtowel will remind you to do so, if not! :D
Awww! This handtowel is so gosh darn cute!! How can you not resist the animals and silly Engrish??